Walking your dog along the banks of the Tuki Tuki River on a crisp Hawke's Bay morning, you might spot an angler casting their line into the current. If you look closely at the tackle box, you'll find an array of brightly coloured lures - fluorescent pinks that practically glow in daylight, electric greens that shimmer with an unnatural brilliance, shimmering silvers that catch every ray of sun. Each one is a masterpiece of design, engineered to trigger a response. They're designed to catch something, all right. But it's not always the fish.
Lures work because they exploit instinct. That flash of silver mimics a wounded baitfish. The vibrant pink stands out against murky water. The electric green triggers a predatory response. But here’s the thing - the lure doesn’t need to fool the fish to be successful. It only needs to fool the angler into buying it. The brightest, most eye-catching lures often sit in tackle boxes, never touching water, while experienced fishers reach for duller, more practical options that actually work.
Charlie Munger, the late investing legend and Warren Buffett’s long-time partner, once recounted a conversation that cuts to the heart of how financial products are really sold. He’d asked a fishing lure salesman whether fish actually bit on those garish purple and green contraptions. The man’s response was disarmingly honest: “Mister, I don’t sell to fish.” [1]
That simple line exposes an uncomfortable truth about the investment industry - one that’s struck particularly close to home here in Hawke’s Bay in recent times. In October 2025, the Financial Markets Authority issued a formal warning to Finbase (HP Capital Limited) over serious breaches relating to their Single Investment financial products - essentially property lending arrangements.[2] This is the same company that had been running full-page advertisements in the Hawke’s Bay Today, using search terms like “term deposit” and “low risk investment NZ” to attract investors.
But there’s more. Also in October, MyFarm Investments’ Rākete Orchards partnership, which grows Rockit apples across six Hawke’s Bay orchards valued at $17.4 million, entered voluntary administration. [3] When launched in late 2017, the investment closed oversubscribed at $13 million, with forecasts of returns exceeding 50-55% per annum. [4] Those shiny projections now look very different.
The irony is impossible to miss. Full-page ads in our local paper projecting stability and legitimacy - the investment equivalent of fluoro pink lures. Promises of safety using familiar terms like “term deposit” - the shimmering silver that mimics something trustworthy. Bold marketing campaigns featuring impressive return projections - the electric green designed to stand out from everything else. None of it was designed to catch fish. It was all designed to catch us.
The FMA found that Finbase’s advertising created a false impression that their investment products were comparable to term deposits when they differed significantly in nature and characteristics.[2] The use of familiar, reassuring terminology masked the real nature of the investment and its risks. Meanwhile, Rākete’s chair blamed low returns, noting that demand hadn’t grown sufficiently, and high costs meant returns were insufficient to support ongoing operations.[5]
Humans are predictable creatures, and decades of behavioural finance research has mapped our psychological vulnerabilities. We’re drawn to familiar-sounding terms because they trigger associations with safety and certainty. We’re attracted to branded agricultural products because they seem tangible, real, and connected to what we know. We trust advertisements in our local newspaper more than we probably should. The investment industry understands this intimately and constructs marketing designed to activate them, whether or not the product serves our actual interests.
Here in Hawke’s Bay, we pride ourselves on straight talk and honest work. Our regional economy is built on things you can touch and understand - orchards heavy with export-quality apples, vineyards producing wines that compete on world stages, farms raising premium livestock. There’s no mystery about how value is created in these industries. You plant, you tend carefully, you harvest, you continually improve your methods. Real results come from patience, expertise, and time.
Successful investing follows these same unglamorous principles. It’s buying quality businesses at reasonable prices and holding them through inevitable market cycles. It’s diversifying sensibly across different asset classes and geographies. It’s keeping costs and fees low. It’s maintaining emotional discipline when markets fluctuate. It’s resisting the powerful urge to chase whatever looks shiniest or promises the highest returns.
This approach doesn’t generate compelling marketing copy. It doesn’t require full-page advertisements. It doesn’t promise 50%+ annual returns that sound too good to be true. But that’s precisely why it’s harder to sell. Boring doesn’t capture attention. Prudent diversification doesn’t create excitement. Modest, realistic projected returns don’t make headlines.
When someone presents an investment opportunity backed by aggressive marketing - whether splashed across the Hawke’s Bay Today or promoted through carefully optimised online search terms - ask yourself fundamental questions: Is this designed to catch fish, or catch me? Why does something supposedly offering solid, legitimate returns need this level of promotional spending? What happens if rosy projections don’t materialise? What are the realistic worst-case scenarios?
This is where seeking wise counsel becomes essential. Look for advisers with rigorous due diligence processes and recognised certifications like CEFEX, which demonstrates commitment to fiduciary excellence and systematic client protection.[6] These aren’t shiny credentials designed to impress - they’re evidence of thorough, unglamorous processes that protect investors.
A good adviser asks uncomfortable questions about any investment: What are the real, not theoretical, risks? How dependent is success on optimistic assumptions about markets, demand, or costs? How liquid is this investment if circumstances change? Can you genuinely afford to lose this money? Most importantly, have similar investments really delivered returns as promised, or is there a pattern of disappointments?
Finbase exceeded regulatory limits and used advertising that misled potential investors about fundamental product characteristics.[2] With Rākete, even real orchards growing actual apples in Hawke’s Bay soil didn’t deliver the projected economics. Other Rockit growers reported returns well under the $1.10 per tube needed to break even, forcing difficult decisions about their orchard futures.[3]
The consequences of getting these decisions wrong aren’t abstract. They affect real people in our community - retirees who thought they were safely parking their retirement savings, families who believed they were making prudent decisions while supporting local agriculture, individuals who trusted that bold advertising in their trusted local newspaper meant something had been thoroughly vetted and deemed appropriate for ordinary investors.
The magpie, despite its considerable intelligence, can’t resist a shiny object. It’s hardwired evolutionary instinct. But we can do better.
Next time you’re walking your dog along the Tuki Tuki and see those bright lures glinting in an angler’s tackle box - let them serve as a useful reminder. The brightest lures are often the ones that never get wet. In fishing, as in investing, the flash and colour serve one primary purpose - to catch you, not the fish.
Because the question isn’t whether the lure looks attractive, uses comfortable terminology, appears in trusted publications, or involves tangible Hawke’s Bay assets. The question is simple and profound: who is it really designed to catch?
Your financial future deserves better than bright colours and borrowed credibility. It deserves honesty, transparency, realistic assumptions, thorough due diligence, and advice that genuinely serves your interests rather than someone else’s sales commission.
Unless you’re a magpie, you don’t have to take the bait.
Nick Stewart
(Ngāi Tahu, Ngāti Huirapa, Ngāti Māmoe, Ngāti Waitaha)
Financial Adviser and CEO at Stewart Group
Stewart Group is a Hawke's Bay and Wellington based CEFEX & BCorp certified financial planning and advisory firm providing personal fiduciary services, Wealth Management, Risk Insurance & KiwiSaver scheme solutions.
The information provided, or any opinions expressed in this article, are of a general nature only and should not be construed or relied on as a recommendation to invest in a financial product or class of financial products. You should seek financial advice specific to your circumstances from a Financial Adviser before making any financial decisions. A disclosure statement can be obtained free of charge by calling 0800 878 961 or visit our website, www.stewartgroup.co.nz
References
Poor Charlie's Almanack: The Wit and Wisdom of Charles T. Munger
Financial Markets Authority. (2025, October). "FMA issues warning to Finbase over serious disclosure and fair dealing breaches." Retrieved from https://www.fma.govt.nz/news/all-releases/media-releases/warning-to-finbase/
Farmers Weekly (2025, October 15). MyFarm’s Rockit partnership turns sour as Rākete orchard enters voluntary administration
Rural News Group. (2017, December 16). "A chance to pocket from Rockit." Retrieved from https://www.ruralnewsgroup.co.nz/rural-news/rural-agribusiness/a-chance-to-pocket-from-rockit
NZ Herald. (2025, October 28). "Rockit apple grower Rākete Orchards in voluntary administration." Retrieved from https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/companies/agribusiness/rockit-apple-grower-rakete-orchards-in-voluntary-administration/PNH4JTBZHBHLTLPF7XAMS5U474/
Centre for Fiduciary Excellence (CEFEX). For more information on fiduciary certification standards, visit www.cefex.org
