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The Crypto Trading Hamster Who’s Crushing it

Social media is blowing up with ongoing talks about a hamster. A hamster? It may come as a surprise, but a hamster in Germany is proving "A Random Walk Down Wall Street" author Burton Malkiel's hypothesis that a blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a stock ticker list in the newspaper could do just as well as a human investment professional. 

The social media sensation has been beating investors at their own game and has all eyes set on his next crypto currency ‘crypto’ move. The furry little trader’s plays in the crypto universe has been grabbing the attention of more experienced and professional investors. 

Here's all you need to know about Mr Goxx, how he has been trading and the key ingredients to his success…. 

The four legged critter is named after Mt. Gox—the notorious Bitcoin exchange that closed in 2014 after a reported $460 million of holdings went missing.  

You’re probably wondering how a hamster makes trades. According to a video1  on his YouTube account, the whole thing works like this: Goxx occasionally enters his “Goxx box” where all the magic happens. This includes a hamster wheel (called the "intention wheel") and two distinct tunnels labelled "purchase" and "sell," respectively. When he runs on the wheel it begins a transaction: the wheel's motion is linked to an automated, revolving Rolodex of 30 distinct cryptocurrencies (Bitcoin, Ethereum, and other prominent coins are included). After Goxx exits the wheel, whatever tunnel he runs through subsequently initiates a “buy” or “sell” position on that particular token.  

This whole setup has been delivering big wins for the tiny rodent. In fact, the crypto-trading hamster has outperformed the S&P 500 since June. Eager followers have seen Mr Goxx make gains of 16.62% as of last week, compared with S&P who has gained 4% over that same period. 

Not only is the hamster doing well in relation to S&P. But numerous reports highlight how he has outperformed investment titans like Warren Buffet’s Berkshire Hathaway, Nasdaq 100, and even Bitcoin. In fact, his portfolio has gone up by 20 per cent since he has begun investing in June 2021.  

Despite this being interesting, it is quite ridiculous that a rodent is beating many masterminds of investing. It wasn’t that long ago football pundits were left bemused at the forecasting skills of an octopus in Germany called Paul. 

Individuals may start believing that if a hamster can achieve such gains, so can I. In the tongue in cheek case of Mr Goxx, it’s typically a ‘game’ of luck. He could make a loss or gain. 

This is where diversification ties in. We’ve all heard of the common phrase “don’t put all your eggs in one basket”. We can apply the same concept when creating investment portfolios.  In 1952, Nobel Prize laureate Harry Markowitz famously said, “diversification is the only free lunch in finance”.  Diversification within portfolios is an investors best friend. It spreads risks to more economies, to a greater number of stocks, to a wider range of companies, and to a wider spread of sectors. 

Even if Mr Goxx continues to beat the market, investing based on a hamster's random short-term movements is not a sound investment strategy. Mr furry trader is not here to give out financial advice... we can leave that to the financial planning professionals. 

•Nick Stewart is a Financial Adviser and CEO at Stewart Group, a Hawke's Bay-based CEFEX certified financial planning and advisory firm. Stewart Group provides personal fiduciary services, Wealth Management, Risk Insurance & KiwiSaver solutions.  

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